what is love

What is love? it's a big fucking question let me tell you. Is it love when your wife says not tonight love i'm tired or sorry babe I have a headache or any fucking excuse not to have sex now i understand when your first togeather you fuck like rabbits and after you get married have kids and so on the sex becomes less and less why I don't know perhaps it's boredom the same old knob for twenty years must be pretty depressing perhaps thats why you make love once a month so you try to build the excitement for the willy you've seen for the last twenty years or perhaps she's shagging the neighbour who knows. How do you really know someone love's you think about it darling I really love you how about a cuddle tonight now if she said darling I really love you why don't you let me suck you dry tonight and them tie me up and fuck my brains out which one would you prefer Sad ain't it that most men would prefer the latter and most women prefer the first option. God really is a comedian.

Contemplating

I sit here today looking at my kitchen and thinking when the fuck am i going to finnish this we had it fitted just before xmas and i have half finnished painting the walls and just put 10 tiles on the wall now i say to my wife when I next get my day off i will finish the kitchen and fuck me today is my day off and guess what i'm writing a blog what the fuck is that all about i have some stupid builder down stairs taking my bedroom cieling down and insulating it for me and fuck me he talks to him self wierd cunt well i am now contemplating get off me fat arse and going to the cupboard to get me tile cutter and doing some work the problem is i'm knackered I work shift work early's one week lates the next when i say earlys like three a clock in the morning starts up at 2 fuck me it's a killer still the doe ain't bad so can't complain any way what the fuck was i saying i'm lost now forgive me i do tend to rant so tell me to shut the fuck up if i'm annoying you no don't do that you might not like my reply haha anyway back to the problem i'm sitting here contemplating finnishing the kitchen and thinking the missus is gonna have the right hump when she comes in cause all i have done is sit on the computer since 7.30 am when i got back from dropping her off at work thats another problem when i'm on lates some days i finnish at 2.am by the time i get home relax and climb into bed its 3.30am then i have to get up at 6.30 to take her into work for 7.am fuck me she asks me why i'm cream crackered stupid eh then she says don't worry about taking me in i'll walk i laugh it takes 45 mins for her to get into work she has to be in at 7am so she sets the alarm for 6am it takes her 45 mins to get ready and 45 mins to walk to work work that out i can't fuck that women anyway where was I still contemplating till the next time over and out!